ADVICE FROM CHILDREN (Sent by Carol from Milwaukee)
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.- Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you,"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.- Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.- Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.- Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.- Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.- Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.- Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't lether brush your hair.- Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your 3-year old brother inthe same room as your school assignment.- Traci, 14
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at thesame time.- Kyoyo, 9
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glassof milk.- Armir, 9
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.- Lauren, 9
13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holdinga baseball bat.- Joel, 10
14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.- Alyesha, 13
15. Never try to baptize a cat.- Eileen, 8